ext_269027 ([identity profile] merujo.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] loracs 2008-09-08 09:57 pm (UTC)

I lived *in* both Russia and the Soviet Union

Damn shame I'm not a Republican - I think that qualifies me to be Secretary of State. Also, I attended school, so I could be Secretary of Education. I shop, so that must mean I can be the Commerce Secretary, too. Right after college, I worked for John Deere, rating insurance policies. Whoo-hoo! I can be Agriculture Secretary!

Hot damn - I could be my own whole Republican cabinet if this is how they judge the qualifications of high-ranking officials.

God help us all.


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